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Things to Bleed On

  • Aug. 30th, 2006 at 3:57 PM
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For a long time, I've been highly annoyed by the term "sanitary napkin." And tampon (which is a French word meaning "plug") is even worse. They sound gross. And as someone who's been bleeding regularly for 17 years, I've decided on a new approach.

I think signs in grocery store and pharmacy isles directing people to these badly -named products should instead be labeled:
 "Things to Bleed On"

Why pretend any longer that things to bleed on are sanitary? Or that bleeding itself is somehow a disgusting thing that should be hidden, scented, or ignored entirely? If one half of the human population bleeds every month for a good part of their lives, why do we persist in treating it like a disease?

</rant>

Oh, and what lead me to this conversation in the first place: I went to the store to buy some things to bleed on. I discovered soon thereafter that the little paper you peel off the sticky part (on the 'wings') had this written on it:

"Have A Happy Period!"
"Benne et heureuse semaine"

It's like a little fortune cookie...only, as part of something to bleed on. (upon?) Hey! Let's play a little game. You comment on my post with suggestions for the things-to-bleed-upon-fortune-cookies. Yay!

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